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Blog Post

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I have options! — competition never hurt anyone

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Hi Sloots,

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So as you guys know I recently regaled the tale of my favourite Sloot University lesson. A maneuver cleverly crafted to remind my dates that they are not the only ones seeking my attention.

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I have options.

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And so do you.

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Next time you’re out for drinks on a date casually sneak away to the bar then request the bartender send you an “anonymous” shot, so your date always remembers you have options.

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But just in case you ever forget you have options my merch is back and better than ever.

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With all new baby tees, shorts, hats, crew necks, baggy tee shirts and even tote bags, I’ve got you covered.

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Picture this: the new guy your seeing invites you on his boat for the day (you obviously deserve princess treatment), he thinks he’s got this in the bag and then you show up in in the “I have options” baseball cap, simply ICONIC.

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He will be floored and reminded you’re there because you want to be not because you have to be.

Okay maybe we can’t all live out that ideal situation.

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As you guys know I am currently single, it can be rough out there but I wake up every morning in my “I have options” t-shirt and seriously guys it really does remind me I have options and someone would be lucky to have me and you too!

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So whether you need to remind yourself or your date you have options, head to my new website and shop the ”I Have Options” collection now before we run out of options.

Xx,

Sofia,

Dean of Sloot University

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